A man’s life Sold! on eBay. This completed auction included:

A New Life in the coastal town of Wollongong, Australia of a 24-year-old male.
Ownership of seller’s
– Name
– Phone number
– All seller’s possessions which included the following:

– Clothes,
– Roughly 300 CDs
– Surfboard
– Laptop (minus certain information with my discretion),
– Pushbike (Has wonky handlebars, may need some work)
– Books,
– Bed
– CD player
– Backpack
– Tennis racquets
– Golf Clubs(which you will have no idea how to use)
– Childhood photos
– Skateboard
– Nice lamp which his ex-girlfriend bought him.

– Seller to teach his skills which include the following

– Surfing (Expert)
– Climbing (Intermediate)
– Skateboarding (Novice)
– Handstand Skills (Expert)
– Fire Twirling Skills (Intermediate)
– Devil Stick Twirling (Expert)
(Plus many more)

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The winner also received extras including

– A 4-week training course by the former me which includes the following:
– Many anecdotes and stories from a very interesting and intriguing past 24 years of my life
– 6 Jokes
– Haircut like seller’s
– Piercings to the value of $180.

Plus 2 months of on-call support. Winning bidder also inherits 2 nemeses. I would want to know if the jokes were any good, first.

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