After a co-worker quipped to Ed O’Neill that “some idiot” hadn’t claimed an $800,000 Powerball winning ticket, Mr. O’neill chuckled, and then after further investigation realized the winning ticket was purchased where he bought his, so he checked the numbers and realized that he was that idiot.

O’Neill will now be an idiot whose mortgage is paid off, as well as his children’s mortgages. The co-worker will remain just another idiot co-worker.

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