Testing 1, 2, 3. Mike check. Hello? Testing. Ladies and Gentlemen! Your education has certainly suffered during the past 8 years. But I’m here to change that…. bringing what’s called NEW MATH to Washington, where 4 million lost jobs equals a gain of 2 million (saved or created, or saved, or created, or created/saved), where […]
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America’s Got Talent!
Now here’s some talent:Contestant 1: Timothy Geithner going on Meet The Democrats (aka Meet The Press) to explain that the stimulus is working. Wow… that’s got to be harder than riding a unicycle while spinning plates on a pole. “No. No, you’re right, the unemployment is worse than almost everybody expected. But growth is back […]
That Frightening Chamber
Barack said recently that the Chamber of Commerce spent half a billion dollars over the past 10 years on lobbying. He was so impressed with that number that he said it twice, for emphasis. As if to say, “in case you didn’t hear me the 1st time, and as shocking as it may sound, yes, […]
BHOmophobe
Perhaps the reason I don’t want Kevin Jennings masquerading as a safe school czar is because I’m a BHOmophobe. Aside from the fact that I don’t think we need another large government paycheck going to an un-vetted, over-authorized czar, to be honest, I wouldn’t want any person whose main rise to notoriety has been centered […]
Massive war chest
OMG! Obama was speaking of a massive war chest! This is very scary. Were we attacked? Are there emergency alerts on the radio? Help us BHO! Reuters
The Crash, part Deux
Originally posted Friday, February 27, 2009 at 11:58PM by Typical White Person Ten days ago I wrote a piece entitled The “crash” officially began when Obama won the Democratic Nomination. This story has been very well received by our readers, and I’m glad for that, however when I continue to hear people say that Obama […]
The “crash” officially began when Obama won the Democratic Nomination
From my stint writing as Typical White Person for American Sentinel (Now Annuit Coeptis). originally posted Tuesday, February 17, 2009 at 1:08AM Next time you hear a Democratic talking head spouting the usual blame on Bush regarding the current economic crisis, remember that the stock market crash started once Wall Street realized Obama could actually […]
In Search of an Adjective
I heard a new adjective used to describe the Obama inauguration today. Monumental. Is that similar to the Lincoln Memorial monument? Perhaps we can all make an Obama monument right now … a testament to the Presidency that will be. He has already been crowned the greatest president ever by many followers, fans, and reporters. […]
The Barack Obama Experience
“Aides say he originally planned to select someone with experience…” NYT, 1/5/09 Barack Obama “wanted” to select someone with experience to head the CIA. He really did. And some of us had hoped to select a President with a little as well. Apparently experience is overrated in this current political climate. You don’t need it […]
Senate Seat for Sale
Senate Seat for Sale – (sung to the tune of Love For Sale by Billie Holiday, Cole Porter) When the only sound in the empty seat, Is the beeping voicemail of the occasional visitor That belonged to an out-of-town Barack, I open shop. When the moon so long has been gazing down On the wayward […]