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Cartoon Network Chief Resigns – Ensures All That the Network “is not a terrorist organization”

Jim Samples stepped down today as head of the Cartoon Network. “It’s my hope that my decision allows us to put this chapter behind us and get back to our mission of delivering unrivaled original animated entertainment for consumers of all ages,” Samples said. The Cartoon Network’s “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” marketing campaign was mistaken […]

Dungy Makes History as First Bald Coach to Win Super Bowl

Although George Seifert(Super Bowl XXIV) and Mike Holmgren(Super Bowl XXXI) both came close, their comb-overs disqualified them from actually capturing the honor of being the first bald winning coach of an NFL Super Bowl. Congratulations to Tony Dungy, whose team fought tough to overcome an early deficit, difficult weather conditions, and one of the league’s […]

90% of Venezuelans Thrilled

Chavez gets sweeping new powers Imagine a country where the top 10% of wage earners carry the poorest segment of their society on their backs. Where schools, welfare, insurance, roads, and the nation’s protection are paid for mostly by the top 10% in the form of hefty tax revenues. Oh wait – wasn’t supposed to […]