High School Student Council Passes Nonbinding Resolution The Onion makes a funny that’s not decidedly biased against Republicans. Now that’s news. [Link]
Archive | comedy
Who’s the idiot now?
After a co-worker quipped to Ed O’Neill that “some idiot” hadn’t claimed an $800,000 Powerball winning ticket, Mr. O’neill chuckled, and then after further investigation realized the winning ticket was purchased where he bought his, so he checked the numbers and realized that he was that idiot. O’Neill will now be an idiot whose mortgage […]
The Capo Incident
OK – Guys. Wow. This is a musician thang but, visit this site and listen to what is commonly known as a TRAIN WRECK. It sounds way worse than it is. The only problem here is that the guitarist moved his capo to the wrong fret… which puts his guitar and voice in a different […]
Dixie Chicks Long Road of Great Suffering has Finally Come to an End
It has been four long grueling years for the Chicks since the American music-buying public had the audacity to stop wanting to hear their recordings. Forced to gut it out living simply on the royalty checks from their previous best-selling recordings Home and Wide Open Spaces, the Chicks managed to eke out an existence going […]
Dungy Makes History as First Bald Coach to Win Super Bowl
Although George Seifert(Super Bowl XXIV) and Mike Holmgren(Super Bowl XXXI) both came close, their comb-overs disqualified them from actually capturing the honor of being the first bald winning coach of an NFL Super Bowl. Congratulations to Tony Dungy, whose team fought tough to overcome an early deficit, difficult weather conditions, and one of the league’s […]
Unruly Chewbacca Brought to Justice
I don’t mean to sound prejudiced, but something has to be done about these Wookiees running loose in L.A. [Link] (photo – Jimmy Kimmel Live)
Peyton Manning Scores
“There’s no greater honor for a major player in the endorsement game than to get to the Super Bowl,” said Manning, a three-time AdWeek MVP who is attempting to prove once and for all that he can land the big campaign. [Link]
Smell ya later!
This woman smelled like dead fish for most of her life. Smart, and pretty, but could someone open a window? The story of Camille – former model, Phi Beta Kappa with a master’s in education, who suffered from trimethylaMinuria, which depending on diet can make you stink to high heaven. [When Camille got older, the […]
Contextual Advertising Run Amok!
This Toyota advertisement popped up over a news story that used the word “car” in the headline. OK – maybe contextual advertising isn’t all it’s cracked up to be:
It’s Empty!
Thought for the day: if a glass is empty, do you see it as being not full, or empty? or really empty?