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Cartoon Network Chief Resigns – Ensures All That the Network “is not a terrorist organization”

Jim Samples stepped down today as head of the Cartoon Network. “It’s my hope that my decision allows us to put this chapter behind us and get back to our mission of delivering unrivaled original animated entertainment for consumers of all ages,” Samples said. The Cartoon Network’s “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” marketing campaign was mistaken […]

Anyone here speak Yawi?

A woman who speaks only Yawi, a dialect spoken by Muslims in southern Thailand, boarded the wrong bus and accidentally headed for Bangkok. Already 800 miles off course, she boarded another bus which took her an additional 400 miles off course, to Burma. The good news? She has been found by her children and has […]

Dungy Makes History as First Bald Coach to Win Super Bowl

Although George Seifert(Super Bowl XXIV) and Mike Holmgren(Super Bowl XXXI) both came close, their comb-overs disqualified them from actually capturing the honor of being the first bald winning coach of an NFL Super Bowl. Congratulations to Tony Dungy, whose team fought tough to overcome an early deficit, difficult weather conditions, and one of the league’s […]

Smell ya later!

This woman smelled like dead fish for most of her life. Smart, and pretty, but could someone open a window? The story of Camille – former model, Phi Beta Kappa with a master’s in education, who suffered from trimethylaMinuria, which depending on diet can make you stink to high heaven. [When Camille got older, the […]